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I have eaten a 4×4 before right before crossing the Tijuana border for a night of drinking back in college. Of course this ended badly with me spraining my ankle after riding the mechanical bull and throwing up said 4×4 back on American soil. Ahh youth.
Now this is just silly.

Well you see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed [...]

Celebrity sightings this weekend in Los Angeles.
At Bandera in Santa Monica, Eric Dickerson and Josh Duhamel.
On Southwest back to Oakland, Lisa Raye.

Guests at Britney Spears’ weekend wedding to Kevin Federline were only notified of the ceremony’s location 24 hours beforehand.
The singer and her dancer husband were keen to get married away from prying eyes, so sent out special invite letters on Friday, the day before they tied the knot.
And those family and friends lucky enough to [...]

A man and his crew are taking a Segway across the entire country at 10 mph.

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no [...]

I knew she was smart.

Geez, where am I supposed to carry the damn thing?

Tell me you did not love the Dukes of Hazzard as a kid!

A tribute to Walter a character in one of the movies in my top ten of all time list.